Meanies

James 

"Mom.. You don't know how lucky you are... When you were a kid you had two nice parents.  I have two mean parents."

Back to school haircut

James has maintained for a couple years now that he's never getting married. Tonight getting his back-to-school haircut Andrew said to him "All your girlfriends in first grade will love your haircut." James said "I don't have any girl friends." Daddy "Well someday you will." James "No I won't dad.. They'll never catch me!"